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You should try Śliwowica łącka 70%. 😁

This is a drink, not vodka. Vodka has no flavor and has ca. 40% of alcohol.

Problem with that flavored mainstream vodka is that the flavor is unnatural. And because of that and because of it's sweetness there is a huge hangover next day.

My great-grandfather defended Westerplatte

In the army they are not nice to you for one reason... when you are captured by the enemy and he tortures you, you feel at home.

This one is really awesome! Thanks for watching this clip 😂

If not for the Tories, do you think the UK would still exist?

Next Ali Baba

I still wish today that actors/actresses would follow the three 'G's' when they win either an 'Emmy, Tony, Grammy & Oscar' especially the last 'G' - GET OFF!!!!!

Fajnie, że tak swoim tłumaczysz polski humor , jest jaki jest.Cieszę się,że starasz się to zrozumieć

I left Poland as a teen, but from the get go found Irish accents easier to understand than some of the English ones. I'm also lucky with my name being pretty universal haha

Congrats Rob, you are back in the Top 100! 😎

11:14 in *Gdynia

4:37 - 4:44 there is twice an allusion to the vulgar name of the female organ in Polish, which we already find in Sanskrit. Rob, I bet you are aware of this. ;)

I wonder if Rob is more English or Polish? :)

This might a very hard for u... Really specyfy kind od joke

I can't wait your reaction about Ani Mru Mru sketches about king and peasant, chinese restaurant, blind date, and even ventriloquist

14:02 It's Helena Majdaniec Summer Theather is located in Jan Kasprowicz Park in Szczecin's district called Śródmieście

Kabaret Skeczów Męczących - śruba

You're a lazy guy and living for yourself that's why you have zero babies.

Hi from Australia Newcastle just found you what your cat. Name

Oh my god. There was so much cringy stuff in this video that I wish you had never watched that, Rob. God, hear me out, ludzie! Honestly, I think you shouldn't share such lame memes with the world. What may be funny for you may not be as funny for other people around the world. While watching this video I couldn't help but hide my face in my hands. And it's just like Rob said: videos like that just spread false stereotypes about our country, so I don't think it's such a good idea to translate and share them with others.

Englishman - admit it - you have no idea about what you are talking about? That constitution LIMITED, not gave more freedoms to the People! Poland for centuries was the best, the “free-est” country on the planet. The freedoms Poles enjoyed cannot be comprehended by the westerners nor by Easterners. Can you imagine that prior the Constitution, Polish kings were being elected?! Elected during elections! You can call them presidents if it helps you understand it. The kings were bound by laws and whatever they decided had be approved by all eligible to vote! That was the best place to be. Take your present sorry democracy do the toilet and flush it down if you want to compare it to what Poland was prior that Constitution. Tell you more: it took only one person to disagree, to veto, and no new bill, new tax, new nothing could be passed. Are you warmed up yet? If a traveling king wanted to take a rest or feed his horses on someone property, he needed that persons permission! So it is so fucking silly when someone from the “west” lectures us about freedoms and democracy nit knowing that our freedoms were destroyed with blood by Russia. Quite recently by the way. No, the constitution did not give us more rights. It limited our rights because the freedom that Poles enjoyed paralyzed the country. The tyrants around Poland who had absolute powers were taking advantage of our freedoms and were making Poland weak. This is why it was necessary to limit the freedoms Poles enjoyed. So little you know… By the way: Poland and Lithuania formed a Commonwealth for about 400 years. A Commonwealth, not a friendly relation. Again - well before the British Commonwealth.

Rob is just slowly getting Polish xD She's still resisting xD But that's only the first stage of it xD

I like Kabaret Moralnego Niepokoju. But let's face it Rob, it was a poor performance. Good actors, but weak script. Especially in English translation.

Może to dla ciebie niezrozumiałe, ale ten skecz pokazuje lata 90. Wtedy każdy kto mógł unikał powołania z różnych powodów. Tylko debile chcieli isc wtedy do syfu, reszta kombinowała jak ja. LWP zhańbiło polski mundur wychodząc przeciw robotnikom i dlugo nie moglo zmyć tej skazy z munduru.

Polish worker drink one of these before work and its warm and drink in one shot. After work he drink 200ml and 4beers XD

I don't know how it looked in other schools and if this tradition still exist, but in last year of middle school every class in my school had a mandatory school trip to the Auschwitz Birkenau as well as the lesson when we watched and were talking about the movie "Pianist" (it traumatised me a lot to be honest. And from what I remember you couldn't really get out of thet school trip easily, I think there was some penalty if you did not go but it was longtime ago and I didn't really care about the penalty as I was going to the trip either way). I never was too keen on history, always had trouble remembering the dates but one thing that stuck with me for life was that school trip and the "Pianist" movie, making this history, that, for my still young brain, was very distant thing at that point, so much easier to imagine, or rather, engraved more in my brain, or at least engraved the enourmous sadness about what happend and fear of any type of war happening in the future. There are of course a lot of other memorial places, statues everywhere and a lot of talk in the literature classes, I believe as early as 4th year of primary school we started talking about some WWII literature, but the trip and the movie had the most impact on me personally.

I'm Polish and I was "forced" to join the Pilish army. I hated it first, but I liked it later on, as I was more itno it. Eventualy I live in UK, and if I knew , I end like this I would rather sign up and stay in the army. I could be retired by now after 25 years of service. Now I stuck in some bloody warehose in L'pool.

We are Polish People, no fucking communists, no other worms sayn to us to how us to be as like Poles. We are strong Poles. No one has a give a fuck with a man or woman from Poland. We created a lot of American beings in Your history. Deal whith it. We are Americans, as You are.

Smaków Soplicy jest chyba 14 więc test niepełny :)

Fala w wojsku istniała za PRL-u i ta sadystyczna praktyka przeciągnęła się w na lata 90-te, kiedy jeszcze była zasadnicza służba wojskowa.

It's in the same style as "Izba wytrzeźwień" - one my fav, but I'm not sure how it would survive translation.

'I don't want to drink that much'. That's the sentence you will never hear polish person saying:)

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Prosiłbym o przetłumaczenie dla niego któregoś skeczu z kabaretu Hrabi 😅

Fala- "Wave" "Samowolka" 1993 r. Polski film fabularny. ua-cam.com/video/GX8zw8NPa-I/v-deo.html&ab_channel=OSPAA92

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The main reason for attacking Poland in September 1939 was that an undefeated Poland was too big and would prevent the Germans from implementing their plan to conquer Europe. The USSR would also have had problems with the conquest of Europe if Poland had remained free (contrary to Nazi-Soviet propaganda, the Polish army was not weak and was armed with quite modern weapons). Moreover, during the Polish-German war, the Poles put up much greater resistance than, for example, the French later, and the Germans had to fight heavy battles lasting many days. They lost over 120,000 soldiers and almost all their weapons during this campaign. This delayed Hitler's planned attack on France for several months because he had to produce new weapons). In 1939, it was also certain that independent Poland would help the attacked Allies. Germany and Russia divided their influence and areas to be conquered in Europe and from 1939 they implemented this plan. But first Poland had to disappear. Both countries attacked Poland and divided it between themselves. Then the USSR attacked the Baltic countries, Finland and Romania, and Germany France etc. Jews could have been the reason for the attack on Poland (or rather the fact that so many of them lived in Poland), but they didn't have to be the reason, or it was just a secondary reason. Especially since Poles helped them go to Palestine and planned to reduce the Jewish population in Poland by paying them to move out (this accelerated the construction of Jewish, Zionist settlements in Palestine in the 1930s). By the way, after winning the war campaign in the fall of 1939 in Poland, the Germans were not particularly interested in Polish Jews, they did not create ghettos and did not hunt them in the streets. First, they started eliminating Poles who could support the Polish nation in terms of education, promoting Polish identity or fighting the enemy. So they started by killing representatives of the Polish intelligentsia, e.g. in 1939 they sent all professors of the Jagiellonian University to concentration camps in Germany, mass murdered teachers, priests, social activists, politicians, writers, etc. It was only in 1940 that they started persecuting Jews. The Soviets did the same to Poles in the part of Poland occupied by the USSR - they hunted teachers, priests, politicians and, in addition, Polish entrepreneurs. At the same time, they sent above 2,5 million Polish peasants and their families to work in the Far East-North, starting actions to eliminate the Polish population in the areas occupied by the USSR. This action took place around Christmas in 1939. Poles traveled for weeks in 40-degree frost in crowded, unheated cattle wagons, with only a small amount of luggage that they were allowed to take with them. Half died on the way, many also died after arriving in Kazakhstan or Siberia in labor camps. Stalin hated Poles and was afraid of them. He hated them because he lost to the Poles in 1920 near Lviv and showed a lack of any command skills there). And he was afraid of the Poles, because even the Polish communists were mentally independent and were not as focused on Russia as the communists in France or Italy. Moreover, Polish society, incl. peasants and workers, was completely resistant to soviet propaganda.

It was a bad translation ORP Grom means HMS Thunder Lightning is a different ship

Last guy reminds me British soldier Adrian Carton de Wiart. ua-cam.com/video/tbXzoyWGBuI/v-deo.html

Funny enough, I am considering a name change, mostly because it is a difficult name to pronounce (somehow), what makes a lot of situations awkward (and sometimes funny too) :)

Please let go see ,boks bezrobotnych,-moralnego niepokoju and ,okno, -neonówka okno:

The words fart (in Polish "bąk" - "bittern" - ttthe insect: or "pierd") and farting (in Polish "pierdzenie" or "puszczanie bąków" - "blowing the bitterns") it is not only about the name of the insect (in Polish it is cool - short and concise), but also about the sound that this insect makes, which can be associated with a farting sound :)

the one in Gdańsk is ORP Błyskawica (lightning) and it's not an battleship but a destroyer, ORP Grom (thunder) was sunk during WW2

THIS IS NOT VODKA, VODKA IS 40% +

Why can't they work together it's for the good for the country

The ethyl alcohol content in vodka is not less than 37.5% by volume, usually 40% by volume. According to the law, it is not vodka :D

What you drink is Liqueur rather than Vodka, it is drunk slightly chilled or at room temperature in small sips, just like sweet wine, so that the taste and aroma affect the taste and smell buds.

I have a suggestion regarding a future video that you might like. There is a Polish artist that does solo and group shows, and you won't need any translations for him. The artist's name is Ireneusz Krosny and he's a mime. Before you say anything about it being a little lazy, let me tell you that this guy has probably an absolute power over his own body. He sometimes does things that you wouldn't believe. And his humor is clearly Polish in nature, despite him not saying a word. My only advice here, should you be interested in reacting to Ireneusz Krosny, is to make a compilation of several of his shows, like 2 or 3 of them in one video, otherwise your own reaction videos will be pretty short. Really recommend him. That guy is hilarious.